Welcome to election profit makers. It's a mood. That's it. That's the tweet. Yes, Queen, Sleigh. Okay, it'll be our pleasure. My name's Kidmite is the original wave writer, and I'm joined in line by Long John Silver. We're two social

media stars who've turned our attention now to the political world in the hopes of making

some changes in this godforsaken planet we call Mother Earth. We are leveraging our millions

of adoring fans that we've made through our buffalo wing eating contests and our amazing pranks that we do

at the dollar store, as well as our

limpsing videos. And we have decided to use all of that social capital to advocate for positive

change. That's right, folks. We're not just storytellers. We're also change makers. United together

in the hopes of creating a better world for us and our followers. Listen to the numbers.

More like listen to the podcast hosts

you've come to know and love, namely me, David, and my friend John. Anyway, it's another Monday.

That's right. We're recording this on a Monday rather than a Tuesday. We're switching it up this

week. Got to keep you on your toes. That's the key to an engaged citizenry. Ready for anything.

A mobile rapid reaction force of our audience.

You're the Navy SEALs of podcast listeners, and that's why you're number one.

Osama bin Laden, I don't see him around anymore, perhaps because our listeners killed him

with extreme prejudice.

Anyway, it's another Monday, so it's time for another episode of your favorite podcast. That's right. The one you're listening to right now, you dang, goofy idiot election profit makers. The agro boys are back. Just kidding. Hi, John. Yeah. Hey. How are you? I'm great. That was a, you don't write any of this stuff.

I don't know if David, people don't know.

David just does this like he's, like he's doing, good morning, Vietnam.

This is my morning.

Yeah, this is my, that's how I get my blood, my blood going in the morning.

It's the first thing I do on these mornings.

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