Episode 205: Moose Meat and Lobster

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2019

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

We're back! It's been a week since we were here last. On this episode, we get into all sorts of shenanigans. Danish talks about how he was almost puked on and was asked if his beard was natural. O'Neill talks about a new show he discovered, and Danish chimes in with some doozies from 90 Day Fiance. Killer seagulls in England are finally being exposed! They're allegedly the "size of dogs". A creepy professor loses his job for making a student a bizarrely inappropriate offer. Some dude gets freaky with a lady helping him move and brings syrup and blueberry jelly into play. A suspect gets captured in a ridiculous way. There's a lot going on, and it's all grrrrreat. And remember, get 20% off, free shipping, and a free travel bag when you use the promo code DandO at Manscaped.com

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0:00.0	Two One Go.
0:02.0	Go. Everybody, I'm here to say that Danish and O'Neill can make a day.
0:06.0	I said, there's the truth.
0:08.0	It's no lies, so jump along the ride, don't feel shin' tide.
0:10.0	Clow your hands, and stomp your feet, and don't forget to say, hey, what a pea, be a beach pony that's true and blue,
0:16.5	B-22 we're still coming for you. So raise your hands, put it in the air, you know we hold it down like cigars here, at the pump or at the day or in the sauna at the YMCA.
0:27.0	Energy like I'm still man, but please don't make me kill man.
0:30.0	You don't make me call up GSP, don't make me call up Nick and A-P, don't make me call up GSP, don't make me call up Nick and A P, don't make me call the DAS man.
0:36.0	They're gonna find you in trash cans.
0:38.0	Right outside of the Minic Clinic, the show starts and you also sit and listen.
0:43.0	No, I should go on David Snow Neil.
0:45.0	And just by saying that Lucas, that puts you in a special group that I get to block you.
0:50.0	So bye bye.
0:51.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:53.2	This is Bill Burf.
0:54.2	Oh, hey Bill.
0:55.2	Sorry I gotta put him on hold.
0:57.2	All right, welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen.
0:59.6	Hot and heavy.
1:00.6	Right out of the gates.
1:02.4	Bill Burrs trying to call in, but we had to cut him off.
1:04.7	Hey Bill, we're trying to do manscapes here.
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