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Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of civilization. Wow, it's good to be alive,

isn't it? Seems like we're in the middle of all this swirling chaos of badness. But maybe that's

just our perception. Maybe things are going great. Let's talk about that. But first we need to

prepare our minds. If you have something at home that will prepare your mind better than coffee,

well go nuts. But for the rest of us, all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass of tank or

a jellis or a stine, a canteen jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite

liquid. I like coffee. Enjoying me now for the unparalleled pleasure that dope of me

today. The thing that makes everything better, it's called the simultaneous sip. It's famous

around the world and maybe a little bit more famous this week. And it happens now. Go.

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Well, let's talk about all the things. There's some funny things and some other things.

I heard it's International Women's Day. Is that right? Today? Or is it like a month or something?

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