Episode 204- The Item (1999)

Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Werewolf Ambulance

Movie, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Podcast, Horror

4.7 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2018

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Boy oh boy. In this week's post-holiday haze, we get festively tipsy and discuss one of the worst movies we've ever seen: the 1999 debacle "The Item." This was a listener suggestion from SkyrimRunner and we assume that they hate us. It's free on Youtube... if you dare. Special topics for your consideration include: things for which we are thankful, lots of discussion about 90s culture having nothing to do with this movie, covering topics we have most definitely covered before, pulling no punches about the quality of "The Item" and answering the question on everyone's mind: what's up with Xzibit??

Do you like truly garbage films? The only comparable one I can think of is Episode 156- "Gingerdead Man" so instead, listen to some of our more eccentric films: Episode 25- "The Pit," Episode 35- "Neon Maniacs," Episode 84- "Demons" or Episode 120- "Psychomania."

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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

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0:00.0	Hey, Katie.
0:10.6	Hey, Alan.
0:11.9	Welcome over to the bunker.
0:14.8	The bunker.
0:15.5	I'm just filling up the bathtub.
0:17.0	Okay.
0:17.4	And I'm listening to the Backstreet Boys Millennium.
0:20.2	Okay.
0:20.6	Great album. And I am just, you Backstreet Boys Millennium. Okay, great album.
0:21.4	And I am just, you know, I mean, you can say your, uh, your memorial thoughts to JFK.
0:28.4	I have a little memorial over here.
0:29.5	To JFK.
0:30.5	JFK.
0:30.9	JFCK Jr.
0:31.3	Okay.
0:32.9	I was very confused at the timeline. Well, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, I'm getting
0:38.9	ready for Y2K.
0:40.2	Obs.
0:40.8	The planes are going to fall from the sky, dude.
0:43.0	It's crazy.
0:44.7	It's going to be nuts.
0:45.7	It's going to be nuts.
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