Episode 204 | I Died

Don't Call Me White Girl

Breakbeat Media

Society & Culture

4.6 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

DCMWG kicks off this episode with an explanation for her absence last week followed by the topics she waited two weeks to discuss with her favorite cousins such as, Lil Nas X’s possible drug overdose (4:40), the residents of DC fighting back (6:30) and her sympathy for the family of Young Dolph (7:35). DCMWG briefly touches on the Target boycott (11:55), before telling the story of Pro wrestler Rampage Jackson’s son Raja Jackson (12:20). DCMWG and Phelphs weigh-in on Black Americans discovering Black Scottish TikTok (19:45), the Tay Kay conviction (27:05), and Jussie Smollett doubling down on his innocence 6 years after the infamous MAGA attack (29:55). DCMWG reads two Darkside of the DM’s (33:40), and Phelps lets everyone know how he feels about the new ‘two seat rule’ at Southwest Airlines (38:40). The episode comes to a close with DCMWG discussing recent accusations and stories surrounding Natalie Nunn and Lemuel Plummer (44:25) and sharing details on upcoming Stand Up or Sit Down comedy tour stops (49:10). ------------------------- This episode is sponsored by CashApp. Download Cash App today and use my code DCMWG10 when you sign up, and you can earn $10 when you send $5 to a friend within 14 days. *Referral Reward Disclaimer: As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. This episode is sponsored by Factor Meals. Visit https://factormeals.com/dcmwg50off and use code DCMWG50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for 1 year! This episode is sponsored by MeUndies. Go to https://meundies.com/DCMWG and use code DCMWG for 20% off your first order. ------------------------- Get your real life advice from Mona on the show! Dial 267-225-2492 and leave a question for a chance to have your voicemail answered on an episode. The best voicemails may get a call back on our Callin’ All Cousins subscription episodes. ------------------------- See Mona’s Stand Up Or Sit Down Comedy Tour at these upcoming shows: 8/29 - Baton Rouge, 9/3 - Charlotte, 9/14 - San Diego. 11/8 - Little Rock, AR. Get tickets at https://linktr.ee/DontCallMeWhiteGirl ------------------------- Executive Producers for Breakbeat: Dave Mays & Brett Jeffries Executive Producer: Don’t Call Me White Girl Producer: Zack James Co-Producer: Ebonie Dukes (@iammsdukes) Visual Production: Creative Mind Productions: Vernon Ray (@AllMoneyShots) & Rebel Hill Productions: Zack James (@ZJames_RHC) Instagram: @BreakbeatMedia @DontCallMeeWhiteGirl @PhelpsJugo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Cousins, aren't you tired of watching Censor episodes?
0:04.1	Don't you miss the days when I was cursing like a seller every week.
0:07.4	It's simple fix, cousins.
0:09.2	Head over to moremona.com and support your girl.
0:11.9	We have a community chat group.
0:13.9	I'm giving you two bonus episodes a month and nothing is censored.
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0:22.9	It's just six bucks a month or $49.99 for the year if you want to save a coin or two.
0:29.4	See you soon, cousins. Don't call me white girl.
0:44.8	Hello, everybody.
0:46.3	Welcome to the world's best podcast that don't call me white girl's show Cousins.
0:50.0	Unfortunately, I couldn't be here last week because I passed away.
0:53.8	I know you're thinking,
0:55.2	wow, what can she not do? Was it a seance? I won't say exactly, but what I will say is
1:01.0	the African ancestors had a heavy hand in how I'm here today. Our ancestors know that your
1:06.9	weak ass couldn't survive the Selma bus strike, and you damn sure can't survive without your favorite cousin. Don't call me white girl. Shout out to one of our cousins that brought that to me. He had a show. I had a show in Riley, North Carolina. Shout out to my cousins in Riley. If you listen to this and you missed it, you are a dummy. We had a ball. One of our cousins made me cry. She prophesized on me. You Christian
1:30.2	bitches, you know that prophesization y'all do? When sometimes it ain't nothing but preach
1:34.6	or gossip. Well, this nigga knew everything. So she clearly the police. I've been keeping a good
1:41.5	eye on her ever since. Phelps, how are you? I'm cool. I'm straight. I had a long weekend, a little bit tired. Last time I seen you, we were butt-naked poolside. I haven't seen you since. I wasn't butt-n-n-kid. It was too cold. I ain't... Yeah, pool parties, when it's cold, gonna suck. We had fun, though. It was a tripper pole there.
2:01.0	Yeah, I had fun.
2:02.1	I just ain't get no water. And then I went out after that and get home to about six. Wow, what a slut. How was that? Nah, I ain't. I mean, it's slutty. I matter how you slice it. I play chaperone a lot. Okay. You were babysitting? Mm-hmm.
2:17.2	Mm-hmm.
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