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Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Episode 204 - Essential Oils

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Comedy, Sports, Wilderness

4.9914 Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Buckle up, this one's a doozy...  After a rousing conversation involving cow urine and essential oils, Hank and Kevin are talking about what they most look forward to getting out and doing in the great outdoors when the country opens back up. Enjoy! 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everybody it's me Hank just wanted to let you know that this episode like a lot of the episodes is brought to you by the Hank Patterson Pro staff these are people just like you who subscribe to additional episodes of this show at Patreon.com forward slash Hank Patterson.

0:17.0

That's P-A-T-R-E-O-N-D-C-C-O-C-O-N-C-O-N-C-O-C-O-N-C-O-T-T-T-P Patterson. Go over over there check out what we've got going on if you want to help keep this train rolling if you want to keep this boat afloat

0:28.8

become a hank patterson pro staff member at Patreon at Patreon. Patreon.

0:32.5

Hey, before we start the show,

0:34.5

just wanted to apologize in advance

0:37.5

for the section where we talk about essential oils.

0:40.5

Anyway, enjoy the show. You ready, you buckled up, you're ready, you buckled up, you ready to make this thing happen.

0:49.6

I hit the record button, man.

0:51.8

It's on, it's on, Kevin. It's on, the recorder's own.

0:55.0

It's sure is.

0:58.0

The metaphoric on isn't on, just the recorder.

1:01.0

Yeah, it's ready to receive what we're about to throw down.

1:06.3

Oh, some audio gold.

1:09.0

Mm-hmm.

1:10.0

We should start the show with an intro of the show. A lot of podcasts are doing that. I watch, or I watch a lot of podcasts, I watch a lot of podcasts. I listen to other podcasts and other podcasts a lot of times they'll start by with some fancy music and you know and an introduction to what the show is. We wait until the show is just about over and then we do a poor

1:37.3

job of introducing the show. So those other podcasts do have like actual production and value foresight.

1:47.0

Yeah, they probably have a team of people working on it.

1:50.0

They're probably in an actual studio. They probably do things like, I don't know, research, planning. Yeah, we don't need any of that. We don't need any of that. We don't need any of that.

2:03.0

Here's a little research that I did, actually, for this podcast.

2:08.0

I was on the internet, late at night I've had insomnia,

2:11.0

and I started stumbling across cures air quotes for the coronavirus some cures that people have come up with for people to try and

2:22.4

Do tell for example

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