What's going on, everyone? Welcome back to another episode of Making Podcasts. Great again. I am your tech stuff guy, J-Nog. And we are here, of course, with the president of Mar-a-Lago of America. Mr. Donald J. Trump. Mr. President. Gloting, of course.

First of all, I want to say, first of all, congratulations.

Just for being me. It's about time we had the set. Excuse me.

You know, you almost ruined it. You know, the phrase, don't fuck a gift horse in the mouth.

You're doing it again. You're stepping up to the horse. That's being very nice. And you're fucking it right in the mouth. You don't do that. That's why it's just saying, I was going to say, it's about time we had a tech stuff guy.

They always come in and say, how are you? And they don't even care. But you actually, you know, congratulated me for being me. And that's what go that nice.

Well, Don Jr. got engaged to Kimberly. What do we call a gargoyle? He got engaged to her. They're going to get married.

Engaged in a gill foil. Yeah. Engaged like married. Yes.

Yeah. This is the first time you're hearing about this.

Well, you know, I have, I blocked, I call him Dan Jr. on my phone and I blocked him.

He, you know, I told him, you know, when he started seeing, you know, I respected that he got divorced. I said, you know, and I respected that he'd got divorced with five kids because it shows real strength.

The more kids you abandon, you know, the stronger the stronger you are.

And, you know, well, it's true. It's because it's, you know, you abandon one kid. It's like, okay, but if you, you know, if you like one of these NBA guys with the eight kids, you know, that's why they're so strong. That's right, you know, I watched the NBA sometimes truth be told.

You see a guy with the biggest muscles and dunking on everybody I got that guy probably has 12 kids that he's not taking care of because that gives you strength.

If you can walk away from your kids, it shows great strength. So Dan Jr.

He went, he walked away from five kids and I thought, it's, you know, I didn't, I didn't think he had it anyway. I thought he was one of these weak cops who would just stay around and go, yes, honey, what do you need me to feed the baby? Okay, I'll do it because I'm not the real man.

But then he does this. He gets with crazy Kim, who, as you know, if you've listened to the show, I, you know, I have powerful sex with her.

But then I told Dungeon, you're about it because, you know, what's the fun and just, you know, you can't cock a guy if he doesn't know.

So, you know, I thought that would make him maybe not want to, you know, get her the Trump name. I mean, Kimberly Gargoyle Trump. What, what the hell is that?

Well, congratulations. We already have a, we already have a Gargoyle and its name is Tiffany.

We're going to have another daughter in law. And I don't know if he, you may have more grandchildren, but congratulations. That's awesome.

Well, she's, let me tell you something in the words of the movie Scarface. Her womb is stupid polluted.

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