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🗓️ 6 September 2021
⏱️ 70 minutes
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MK Paulsen (Comedy Central) discusses selling chicken in a small Texas town, working politics in DC, and backpacking through Australia.
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| 0:00.0 | Ooh, yeah, uh-huh, listen up, yeah, I can see you're new to this |
| 0:09.4 | Yeah ain't got no job, yeah ain't got no experience, you're entry-level |
| 0:16.7 | Yeah ain't got no qualifications, baby, you're entry-level |
| 0:26.8 | Yeah, you're entry-level, baby, you're entry-level |
| 0:36.8 | Ooh, yeah, you're entry-level |
| 0:40.8 | Hey, what's up everybody? Welcome to entry-level, this is Brooks |
| 0:45.8 | I'm just gonna do a short and sweet intro, it's Monday, this is going out late, but I'm camping |
| 0:51.8 | Solo on the coast in Northern California right now, and I feel like I get a pass for having this come out a day later |
| 1:01.8 | I'm doing a show tonight at Linganita's Brewery, and I cruised up Saturday with Summer and her pups, Pepper and Chantel |
| 1:13.8 | and Pepper got, like, bopped in the head by a piece of luggage and, like, slowly throughout the day without us realizing, like, kind of lost motor function in her back legs |
| 1:28.8 | So by the time we got up to, uh, but take a bay, we realized she's having trouble walking, so we Saturday night, took her to the vet, hung out there all day |
| 1:42.8 | Turns out she needs, like, a neurologist and an MRI, so, uh, that wasn't fun, stayed in a hotel |
| 1:50.8 | And, uh, then yesterday, shout out to Dominique, uh, Powers, check out her photography, she rules, she met Summer and I, um, just north of Bakersfield, it cruised down, dropped off the dogs with Summer |
| 2:06.8 | Summer, so Summer could get them checked out, and in LA and they, you know, um, Pepper could get to a neurologist, this might all be boring, but it's what happened yesterday |
| 2:17.8 | Uh, so I drove back up now to Sonoma County where I'm going to do my show tonight, um, and so I get a pass on this coming out a day late |
| 2:29.8 | And I get a pass on I haven't a good intro or listener mail because, uh, it's been a rough weekend |
| 2:36.8 | And, uh, enjoy this week's episode, I think it's fantastic, the guest is MK Paulson, he rules, um, we're new friends, if you can't tell by our interview |
| 2:49.8 | I was excited to get to meet him, I think he's really, really funny, um, and you will too |
| 2:54.8 | And, so enjoy this week's episode with MK Paulson, he rocks, and Pepper, uh, is hopefully gonna make a full recovery and be the coolest dog in the world |
| 3:09.8 | Um, follow MK, follow Dominique Powers, uh, cause she helped us out, she's, you know, a really great friend |
| 3:18.8 | And, uh, yeah, enjoy this week's episode with MK Paulson |
| 3:24.8 | Yeah, welcome to this week's episode adventure level, I'm here, he's here, MK Paulson |
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