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🗓️ 10 July 2019
⏱️ 101 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome to a world of Christmas celebration at Aldi. Six-pack deep-filled minced pies only £1. Good housekeeping taste approved winners too. |
0:07.8 | Scallup Gratans only 3.99 and a large whole frozen British turkey from just 3 pound 5 a kilo. |
0:13.8 | On sale now! |
0:15.0 | All from the which cheapest supermarket of the year, Aldi, share the love this Christmas. The I gotta get you a fit a hat that fits. |
0:37.0 | You see how big his smoking. |
0:41.0 | I gotta get you a hat that fits. Well you see how big his fucking head is? |
0:45.4 | What are you? |
0:46.0 | 14 and two aehs? That's like eight inches. That's big. That's big. |
0:50.0 | I can't wear baseball hat. |
0:51.0 | That's a standard Filipino head for you. That standard Filipino head is always big and back and |
0:54.9 | she thinks she has a pretty head for a chick I have a big ass face and head let me tell you |
1:00.2 | I wouldn't have the tape my head no you have a pretty normal fucking head. |
1:05.0 | He's got a big head. |
1:07.0 | Dude, but a nice, but it's pretty, it's well for it. |
1:10.0 | If you meet somebody and they're missing a hand or a leg, you don't bring it up. |
1:15.0 | Yeah, you do. |
1:16.0 | Right? This guy has a mutant fucked up head that God did that to him and he's trying to live with the consequences of God's actions. |
1:26.4 | He's doing the best he can. |
1:28.3 | So I know he's a freak show, but let's just look at him right now and say you have a normal size head. |
1:32.0 | You have a freaky huge |
1:34.5 | fucking insane. Oh my god that's true. I appreciate it. Yeah. This is what your head |
1:38.2 | looks like to me. Yeah. It's an Asian face. I didn't do Asian face. That's exactly. |
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