Episode 201 - What Are You Bringing To The Apocalypse?
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
4.9 • 914 Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2020
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
Here's the beginning of what's sure to be a crazy Season Two of the show! Sitting alone in the studio, weathering the pandemic and earthquake near his home, Hank shares thoughts on our current quarantine situation, hoarding, finding help, giving help and then calls a few friends to chat about the three things they plan to bring to the apocalypse. Strange times, strange podcast, thanks for listening! Hambone! Jammies!
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| 0:00.0 | Hi I'm Hank Patterson and this is episode one of season two of Hank Patterson's outdoor |
| 0:05.8 | Miss Adventures. Oh my God did you ever think there would be a season two? Hell no, not if you've heard the show. Hey, this episode is brought to you solely by the Patreon Hank Patterson Pro Staff Members. |
| 0:22.0 | Those are folks that subscribe to this show and get extra |
| 0:26.4 | content each and every month. If you want to be a Pro Staffer, if you want to help |
| 0:30.7 | keep this train rolling, and I hope hope you do I encourage you to go check |
| 0:35.1 | out how you can become a Hank Patterson pro-staffer at patreon.com forward slash |
| 0:42.0 | Hank Patterson that's P atry on patreon |
| 0:46.6 | patreon dot com forward slash |
| 0:48.9 | hank paterson |
| 0:50.5 | here's the show. Hager, hahah, hahah, hahah, hahah, |
| 1:00.0 | hey, hey, hey, this is Hank Patterson, and wait, let me start over, not off to a good start. |
| 1:10.0 | Hey, I'm Hank Patterson, and this is season 2, episode 1, |
| 1:16.6 | episode, no. |
| 1:17.8 | Hey, this is Hank Patterson, and this is episode 1 of season two of Hank Patterson's outdoor misadventures. |
| 1:27.0 | I'm all alone. That's why this is off to such a rugged start. |
| 1:32.0 | We are in the midst of the coronavirus pandemic and everybody is locked up at home and I am here at the studio by myself because you know we're not supposed to be around anybody else and which is a real bonus for other people to not, you know, have to be in here around me it's like a vacation for everybody that normally has to be around me this is fantastic it's like oh my god thank god i don't have to be around. |
| 2:02.9 | Hank, there are some benefits to being alone. |
| 2:06.8 | There are some downsides to being alone. |
| 2:10.0 | I can't think of any downsides at the moment. I mean this show doesn't really rely on |
| 2:18.4 | anybody else being a part of it. It's really it might even benefit from the fact that nobody else is here just so all you get to |
| 2:25.6 | hear for the next 17 hours or however long I decided to talk is me actually that's not true we're |
| 2:31.5 | going to make some phone calls later so we're going to change up the format a little bit. But for now, I am alone. I am drinking beer alone. I've got a Paps Blue Ribbon in front of me. Pants are optional, that's nice when you're alone. |
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