Episode 201 – Social Distanced Football

The Kickabout With Johnny Vaughan

Radio X

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2020

⏱️ 29 minutes

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The Kickabout – not seriously suggesting solutions. You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on kickabout@radiox.co.uk

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0:00.0	The Kickabout with Johnny Vaughn.
0:02.4	This is Radio X.
0:06.1	Welcome to The Kickabout. I'm Johnny Vaughn. Gavin the Woodman Woods.
0:09.3	He's over there, Gaff.
0:10.5	I'm very good. Happy Saturday, Johnny.
0:12.4	Happy Saturday, Gaff.
0:13.9	Every Saturday we pick the good, the bad and the ugly of the sporting week.
0:17.0	Gaff, what have we decided to go for today's good?
0:19.5	Because we had so many good ideas, didn't we?
0:21.5	It's extraordinary.
0:22.2	We did.
0:22.5	We had to surf it.
0:23.6	I think with social distancing, everyone's having to queue two metres apart in the supermarkets,
0:28.6	and we're all missing our football.
0:30.4	I think surely we can create a social distancing version of football
0:34.9	that would be safe for the clubs to play to see the season out.
0:38.3	What you would say literally be the Chelsea players queuing up in the box for this one.
0:44.3	And it's your two yards apart.
0:45.3	There have to be.
0:46.3	Yeah, there's a cross coming in.
0:48.3	If the strike has got the ball, no one's allowed within two meters of him.
0:51.3	So you've got to try and predict where the ball might go within that two meter radius.
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