What's going on, everyone? Welcome back to another episode of Making Podcasts. Great again.

I am your tech stuff guy, J-Nog. And we are here, of course, with the president of the United

States of Mar-a-Lago America, Mr. Donald J. Trump, gloating face and everything. How are

you, Mr. President? I mean, it's the week of Christmas, which was a great day for Christians.

And it's also Joe Manchin Day. So we're excited about Joe Manchin. We're going to get into Joe

Manchin, for sure. He's like the Grinch who saved Christmas. That's what he is. We love him.

So we're doing very well. We can jump into him first if you want, Mr. President. Excuse me.

What? Excuse me. Excuse me. I was going to say that I've purchased many mistletoe's

and I've placed them all around Ivanko's door. So, you know, mistletoe,

you know, and in the Trump House, so when you get under the mistletoe, you kiss the camel toe.

I'm surprised you don't have a mistletoe hanging from your hat right now.

You know, what are you going to get to touch with?

Well, we're in the podcast wing of Mar-a-Lago. So, you know, it's

is a thing, tech stuff, that you don't seem to get when I'm doing strong business and strong work.

And I do work. But when there's attractive women around, I do strong sexual assault.

It's, it's a, you know, work hard, play hard, assault hard is the Trump motto.

Work hard, play hard, assault hard.

Mr. President, are you staying at Mar-a-Lago for Christmas?

Yes.

We have, because I think snow is overrated. He had one song called Informer, so he was a snitch.

So, I think snow is very overrated.

And I think, you know, I'd rather be in the sun. You know, what would you rather have on Christmas?

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