Episode 201: “I Was A Fiend For The Soft Stuff"

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9 • 700 Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Jon celebrates SVB’s new connection to North Carolina. David waxes erotic about pudding.

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0:00.0	Let's go for it, everybody. Let's record another episode of our podcast called Election Profit Makers,
0:11.8	and why don't you folks listen along at home as we do it? Let's go for it. The finish line
0:18.6	is within our site. It's almost the end of March 2023, which means spring is really heating up, and that
0:25.3	means the race for excellence has never been hotter.
0:28.4	Running in lane one, we have Kid Midas, the original wave rider and running right beside him
0:33.9	in lane two, jumping those hurdles with the strength of a thousand Energizer Bnies, battery animals, that is, is none other than Long John Silver.
0:41.8	Johnny, how are you?
0:43.1	Hey.
0:46.2	Davey.
0:47.4	What's up?
0:48.3	You haven't answered my question, Johnny.
0:49.7	What's up?
0:50.8	I'm fine.
0:51.7	Okay, there we go.
0:52.5	That's what I want to hear.
0:53.4	If I ask a question, I want an immediate, articulate answer with a lot of energy and enthusiasm.
0:58.6	All right. I'm fine. I'm fine. John, what day of the week is it?
1:03.2	Tuesday.
1:04.8	Oof. You got really... Monday.
1:07.1	Kind of had a crisis of confidence there when she got through that first syllable.
1:10.7	No, it's Tuesday.
1:12.9	It always feels like a Monday to me.
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