Episode 200a: Guesticulation, Part 1

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2015

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Thanks for David from My Book of Mormon, Adam from The Herd Mentality, Andy from Inkredulous and Michael from Be Reasonable for joining us. Two sons get mother beaten to death by occultist for good luck: http://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/two-sons-get-mother-beaten-to-death-by-occultist-for-good-luck/article1-1301815.aspx Pastor rips Bill Maher in absurd rant: He’s wrong about God because we still listen to Mozart: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/12/pastor-rips-bill-maher-in-absurd-rant-hes-wrong-about-god-because-we-still-listen-to-mozart/ Publisher sets off firestorm after omitting Israel from school atlases ‘to meet local preferences’: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/12/publisher-sets-off-firestorm-after-omitting-israel-from-school-atlases-to-meet-local-preferences/ Pastor Gives Up on God ‘To Have a Closer Relationship to Reality’: http://www.alternet.org/pastor-gives-god-have-closer-relationship-reality Next week - Thomas from Thomas and the Bible, Atheistically Speaking and Comedy Shoeshine, Heath and Noah from the Scathing Atheist and Jake from Imaginary Friends Show. To see the video or the image go to dissonancepod.com.

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons. You fucking rock.
0:05.6	Oh glory whole! It's main art here from the Skeptics Zone and Main Arts Milay's podcast.
0:13.2	I'm just edging my transubstantiation here by holding my thumb over it a bit, but look, greetings from Australia!
0:18.4	Hey can ham some Australia? All of Australia is here!
0:22.6	Thanks guys. Just say you guys don't just rock. You fucking bedrock!
0:29.4	I don't know what that means. Wish you a happiest 200th show. Fucking bedrock!
0:34.6	Whatever that means.
0:48.6	Alright gente it's Dave Thomas. Just ringing to wish you a good one on this momentous occasion.
0:55.8	You've come so far. We're so low. Come podcasting Titans.
1:01.8	So I'll just ring it up to wish you a happy 100th episode. Cheers voices. Have a good one.
1:08.8	Hey guys this is Chris from Milwaukee. Happy 200th episode. You guys fucking rock.
1:15.8	Glory whole time and see so this is Avidon from Balmy Southern California to wish you guys a happy 200th episode
1:22.0	and to let you both know that we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men.
1:27.2	Hey this is Charles and spelled up here. Love your show. Now it's the same two.
1:33.2	And you were talking about the only hat like you know 18th century, 17th century version of Grant that's Auto.
1:40.2	They do it's called Red Dead Redemption and yes you get to do stuff like Chaco Horse or Chacoag and then go for a high-ish feed race.
1:51.2	And then you get to California taking over horse through the desert for 20 minutes to get to a location.
1:56.4	It get told.
1:58.2	Glory whole guys this is Jim from Michigan. A couple shows ago you made a comment about substituting Thor's name for Jesus' name in the
2:08.2	George prayer. So I thought I'd take a look at see what happens when we do that. This is what we enter.
2:14.4	In Thor's name we pray all father, garden, asgard, Odin be thy name.
2:19.8	Thy kingdom come thy will be done on Midgard as it is in Asgard.
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