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🗓️ 18 February 2014
⏱️ 65 minutes
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0:00.0 | You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast. |
0:12.7 | All right. |
0:13.7 | This is the Doug Stanhope podcast with the impractical jokers at the Super Bowl party |
0:19.1 | here in Bizby, Arizona. |
0:20.8 | It goes on for a long time. |
0:23.1 | There's two parts because Sal didn't show up the first night because he's of, well, |
0:27.5 | he's not a cunt like that, but he's a, yeah, what a fucking cunt for not being here the |
0:33.7 | first night. |
0:36.7 | The potato peelings in the sink did not turn into vodka as I had hoped. |
0:55.6 | I only start to need a drink after the liquor stores are closed. |
1:05.6 | I heard you change your name again, but don't you change your hair? |
1:21.6 | This is the most sober I've ever been after a Super Bowl. |
1:39.5 | Is it really? |
1:40.9 | By the end, I'm usually just, I almost feel like, and we'll probably have a shot as well, |
1:46.9 | Dick. |
1:48.9 | I mean, I'm not going to let him do what it not me have on you. |
1:52.4 | He would never do that to me. |
1:53.4 | No, I mean, I'm not my true friends. |
1:55.5 | This is, I'm so glad that you're here for this because I had to do it so low last night, |
2:01.0 | and I was drunk beyond my mind, and I felt like I let everybody down. |
2:04.3 | But just you being here, like, I feel just some of the energy flowing. |
2:07.8 | Who is here? |
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