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Episode 20: Mosaic Sperm

TigerBelly

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Society & Culture, Stand-up

4.815.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2015

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

We bow down to the leprechaun. Bobby and Khaly take a road trip to Arizona. Khalyla's dream scenario involves a centipede. We each choose three baby daddies whose sperm we'd like to genetically cross. Recorded December 14, 2015 Music...

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0:00.0

The One two three

0:23.2

three welcome to Tiger Belli my name is Bob we have Kalea and we have Gilbert and I feel

0:41.1

Ashamed and I feel like I backed the wrong guy and I want to apologize to everybody is that a lot of work apologize because when I get nervous and I'm shameful that's how words come out you sound like Max Holloway

0:47.3

I apologize I apologize

0:49.4

Apologize why some guy on Instagram on one of my photos made a comment and he said

0:58.0

MacGregor is the truth.

0:59.7

Oh that's what he said and I read it and I got really angry and I wanted to kill that motherfucker

1:07.9

But you know what he is the truth

1:10.5

Ooh can we get a slow clap for that Gilbert and he has taught me a lot of lessons about life

1:17.9

Number one the belief of manifestation.

1:22.2

He manifests things because he believes things. It's kind of like

1:26.7

the secret. He says I'm going to do something and he does it. And Josie Aldo, during the fight, before the fight, he looked

1:36.8

scared. No he didn't. He did. I'll tell you why. He always looks like this. No, he, no he doesn't.

1:42.2

He looked gray

1:45.8

That was there was just a his tone is just his face looked gray

1:50.3

I know what you mean it's called like when when in beside it we call it luspad

1:54.3

yeah sort of a little like you're it's from fear you get a little bit pale but if you're

1:59.5

dark skin you get a little bit gray. Yeah, he seemed gray to me.

2:04.2

And let me just say this.

2:07.2

It was a 13 second fight, and it felt like 9-11.

2:12.4

And I don't mean to say that 9-11 wasn't devastating.

2:18.0

And it was, globally devastating, lives were lost. I'm just saying the feeling felt like, what the

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