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Oral Presentations

Episode 20 - How to Buy a Tiger

Oral Presentations

Chris Wood

Science, Comedy, Education

5.0868 Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2020

⏱️ 34 minutes

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0:00.0

And the Ladies, gentlemen, welcome to episode 20 of oral presentations

0:25.3

episode 20 how to buy a tiger

0:29.7

fuck yeah I uh I was I was on the road with Shane Gillis this weekend.

0:35.0

We went to Bridgeport, Connecticut, do a stress factory,

0:38.0

super fucking fun all weekend.

0:40.0

I didn't know that were shitty parts of Connecticut and I learned that

0:43.2

Like I showed up for a bridgeport. I was like, God damn what happened?

0:47.1

Guys, what the fuck happened here? It's a nice look at town. I just think all the industry left and it's like

0:54.0

Looks like a Sims level that they forgot to populate with fucking Sims yet. It's like you built the level but you didn't put the characters in the video game.

1:02.1

But look it was fun as fuck I had a great time but this

1:07.0

topic came out of we went to the zoo on on Saturday two fucking men in the early 30s went to a zoo together

1:15.0

It's just all us and little kids the change's biggest shit

1:21.0

Just too fucking and I look crazy. Walking around being like,

1:25.4

wow, Condor's wings are big man. We both we both walked in that zoo being like

1:30.4

fuck it. I don't know if I'm into this and then we were

1:33.8

immediately we were like wow the zoo was hitting home fucking runs dude the

1:38.6

condors big as shit there's like some hyena wolf thing I don't know

1:43.4

they had deer at one point. They had deer and prairie dogs and Gilles like was just a

1:48.8

fucking PA turnpike, the PA turnpike section or no it was dear and turkey vultures and he was like a

1:55.8

fucking p a turnpike section of this shit dig zoo and he didn't say that it was a nice

2:00.0

zoo I just call it a shit dig zoo I'm not shitting Bridgeport or the zoo is very nice and that's where I got this topic for him man.

2:06.0

So we were hanging out and they had tigers they had all sorts of things and then that I was trying to think on the way home like

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