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Bodega Boys

Episode 20: Google Slash

Bodega Boys

Desus Nice & THE KID MERO

Comedy

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2016

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Desus Nice (@desusnice) and THE KID MERO (@thekidmero) are the Bodega Boys giving you their irreverent yet hilarious takes on all things pop culture. Recorded at Red Bull Studios in NYC. This week: Kelly Ripa, Web 2.0 Apps, Crack, Sneaker Bots, Chyna, Passover and more!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

0:03.1

This is Dr. Ben Barson, the world's most illustrious neurosurgeon.

0:08.7

I've performed surgeries on cerebellum of animals

0:11.4

that you can't even pronounce or know the genus of.

0:15.5

It's come to my attention that people out here

0:18.3

on the internet, which was developed by Al Gore,

0:21.7

who's an evil white devil Democrat.

0:24.8

People say that I've ran for president of the United States,

0:27.8

which is absolutely ridiculous.

0:29.3

I have no time to do such things.

0:31.4

I am very busy repairing the brains of baby Zebras

0:34.4

and Botswana right now at this moment.

0:36.1

How could I ever have ran for president?

0:37.6

You'll start my time.

0:38.5

You did, though.

0:39.6

I remember I'll revivially record you in a debate.

0:44.3

You ran for president dog?

0:45.4

Sir.

0:46.4

Sir, let me ask you one question.

0:47.7

Yeah.

0:48.2

Are you a snitch?

0:49.8

Because it sounds like you're snitching right now,

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