Episode 20: Google Slash
Bodega Boys
Desus Nice & THE KID MERO
4.9 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 22 April 2016
⏱️ 87 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. |
| 0:03.1 | This is Dr. Ben Barson, the world's most illustrious neurosurgeon. |
| 0:08.7 | I've performed surgeries on cerebellum of animals |
| 0:11.4 | that you can't even pronounce or know the genus of. |
| 0:15.5 | It's come to my attention that people out here |
| 0:18.3 | on the internet, which was developed by Al Gore, |
| 0:21.7 | who's an evil white devil Democrat. |
| 0:24.8 | People say that I've ran for president of the United States, |
| 0:27.8 | which is absolutely ridiculous. |
| 0:29.3 | I have no time to do such things. |
| 0:31.4 | I am very busy repairing the brains of baby Zebras |
| 0:34.4 | and Botswana right now at this moment. |
| 0:36.1 | How could I ever have ran for president? |
| 0:37.6 | You'll start my time. |
| 0:38.5 | You did, though. |
| 0:39.6 | I remember I'll revivially record you in a debate. |
| 0:44.3 | You ran for president dog? |
| 0:45.4 | Sir. |
| 0:46.4 | Sir, let me ask you one question. |
| 0:47.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:48.2 | Are you a snitch? |
| 0:49.8 | Because it sounds like you're snitching right now, |
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