Episode 20: Crime Scene Cleanup

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Amber Nelson, Last Podcast Network, Leisure, Comedy, Ed Larson, Society & Culture

4.7 • 636 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2015

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

OK, there's a 25 year old marriage and things aren't what they used to be. He cheates on her with one of his students so she bangs his brother. Long story short, the brother walks in on it, murders her and his brother and flees to Guatemala. Someone's gotta clean this mess up. This week The Brighter Side is talking crime scene cleanup with ex-Baltimore cleanup expert Lupe Rodriquez. Also joining us is tiny happy comedian Reid Faylor.

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0:00.0	All on the bright side
0:06.1	You got to be all on the bright side.
0:10.0	I spend my paycheck off my blue boots.
0:14.4	That's okay and now I've got to be in.
0:19.0	All of the right side. You got to keep all on the bright side. Do you have a messy side?
0:21.3	You got to be all on the bright side.
0:25.1	Do you have a messy murder that you need cleaned up?
0:29.4	Then come on down to www.
0:32.6	Cleanup my dead family.
0:35.0	Dot org.
0:36.4	We're a non-profit service that'll come to your home and clean up all the
0:40.5	blood guts and brain chunks that you can imagine we are the brighter side and today we're
0:46.9	talking about one of the messiest fucking things i could possibly imagine crime scene cleanup i'm
0:53.7	seen a john that's ed larsen how you doing what's
0:57.0	going on buddy and amber nelson how are you be bab bab boom boom crime scene clean up
1:02.7	you know where other podcasts they talk about like oh are you anxious about your work week
1:08.9	like oh loving tips for you and your husband.
1:12.5	No.
1:13.6	We got to clean up fucking blood.
1:16.1	Brains and fucking shit.
1:17.8	Not only do we have a crime scene clean-up person today with us.
1:21.6	Lupe Rodriguez.
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