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This is episode two, the fall.

Hello, you've come at a very difficult time.

Okay, okay, okay, what?

The hell is that?

Alright, you better explain yourself before I rip that metal head from your body.

Or I could just shoot it.

I apologize. I did not mean to frighten you.

My designation is servitor number 83.

Some sort of android.

What tipped you off? All the metal shit?

I mean, obviously it's a robot. What I'm attempting to say is that it's humanoid.

But it looks damaged.

It appears to be missing most of its arm. That was an astute observation.

If I had a hand, I would give it to you.

Laughter, laughter, laughter.

I apologize.

Was my joke not adequately humorous?

The irony sarcasm pun section of my processing unit was damaged along with my hand.

It's all right, Servi. I thought the joke was fine.

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