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Some place underneath Good day to you, Amber. Welcome to this episode of

Night's Night's Night's

It's Part 2 of Shelley Miskovich.

And where she is? I know. She's in my butt. She's in your butt. Yeah, she's all up in my

butt. Girl, why didn't you tell me then we'd have to do this whole episode. Hey, She seems fine. She's doing good. She's got a little summer cottage in there. It's warm down there. Oh, well, okay, then we don't even need to worry about her anymore. I think your butt's a perfectly lovely place to be. Yeah, it's just her and some Japanese guy that thinks the war is still going on. Oh, man. You just not going to tell him?

No. No, it's funny. Well, that's cruel, but I get it. So, well, we'll just, I'm going to, just in case

she is not doing okay in there, let's continue to look down the pathway of her life.

You've been seeing the Scientology Center in the Valley, right? I've seen, I don't know about the one in the

valley. I'm still getting used to the neighborhoods in California. Yes, I have been here for three years,

but it's just so vast and strange. It is wide. Yeah. And I can see how cults thrive here because it's a lot of like,

oh, how can I make money and not pay taxes and get pretty girls on my side. And also the need

that we all have for constant validation. Joining group. Yeah. Just somebody who will applaud you

and tell you that you're special and give you different

little awards and medals and sometimes you get a fun sash. Yeah, because like Hollywood Studios,

they're not doing that. No. One of the main goals usually of an actor is to get a little shiny

award. So if you can do that without having to succeed and have

the talent and drive that it takes to get to the Academy Awards or whatever, I could not give a

shit. Personally, I don't care about the awards. I feel stupid about it. I don't think anybody does.

I think actors do. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And that's about it. But I like acting. I like

doing the movie side of it, but the awards make me feel like an idiot. I would be down to wear the

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