Episode 2: Good Good Fathers
The Babylon Bee
Seth Dillon
4.4 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 24 June 2019
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
Join editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle for the second ever Babylon Bee podcast.
NOTE: The day after this episode was recorded, Ethan's book Bears Want To Kill You was put back up on Amazon without explanation. He has no idea why they put it back up, or took it down in the first place, or if it will stay up.
Here are the week's discussed news stories with timestamp:
Story 1 (5:10) - Essential Oils For Men Now Available
Story 2 (11:40) - Elizabeth Warren Promises to Cure Smallpox
Story 3 (15:55) - Study: Hate Clicks Are A Major Source Of Web Traffic And Also 'The Princess Bride' Is A Trash Movie That Only Stupid People Like
Topic of the Week (24:10) - Fathers
Bonus Content (paid subscribers only)
Bonus Story 1 (49:53) - New School Program Raises Awareness Of Things Kids Didn't Know They Were Supposed To Be Offended About
Bonus Story 2 (56:25) - Rookie Mistake: Sound Guy Accidentally Unmutes Background Worship Singers
-Subscriber Q&A (1:02:28)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | In a world of fake news, this is News You Can Trust. |
| 0:07.2 | Broadcasting live from Babylon, your listening to the Babylon B. |
| 0:14.6 | Here are your infallible hosts, Kyle Mann and Ethan Nicole. |
| 0:21.0 | Yes, this is the Babylon B podcast. |
| 0:23.4 | I'm Kyle Mann. |
| 0:24.9 | And this is Ethan Nicole. |
| 0:27.0 | And we're jumping right in here with our second ever podcast. |
| 0:31.2 | That's right. |
| 0:32.2 | In the history of mankind, we're going to make a big deal every time fanfare trumpets. |
| 0:38.3 | This is the 143rd Babylon B podcast of all time ever made. |
| 0:43.8 | There will never be another. |
| 0:45.9 | And you are listening to it. |
| 0:47.3 | You were born at the exact right time in history where you would get to hear the second |
| 0:51.5 | the second Babylon B podcast. |
| 0:53.6 | You know, the sequel is always a little bit better than the first one. |
| 0:57.0 | That's always how it goes. |
| 0:58.0 | How was your week, Ethan? |
| 1:00.3 | Well, I have a weird thing going on. |
| 1:02.4 | I know myself promotion I can do, but I have a book. |
| 1:04.5 | Well, I guess it's actually in the Babylon B store, my other book, that is competing with |
| 1:09.4 | the Babylon B book called Bears Want to Kill You. |
| 1:11.9 | Yes. |
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