Hey there, this is Phil Visher. Welcome back to the Phil Visher Podcast. I'm here with my friend Skye Jatani. Hello Phil.

Hi Skye and Christian Taylor. Hey everybody.

Hi, we're back again so we need a new theme song and I haven't really thought about it but we'll see what happens.

This is my podcast. I hope it turns into a blast because that means fun before it's done. We'll learn about some controversial topics with me and Skye and Christian too.

We're gonna talk a lot about whatever you want us to.

Yeah, the Phil Visher Podcast. Okay, thank you.

I feel like we should clap and cheer. I don't want to. No, that's what they do at home. Leave the clapping and the cheering for at home.

So I, something interesting happened to me yesterday. I almost got pooped on by a hawk.

Which is almost a compliment, you know, because if you get pooped on by like a common bird, that's like icky. Was he aiming for you?

I don't know. I was jogging because I moved out to the country. I'm rural now. I moved out to the country and so I was green acres.

Yeah, it's green acres. I've got a talking pig and an Austrian wife.

I was jogging along the road that's in front of our house and there's a big tree and it's like dead on top.

So it's just a big branch, you know, kind of dramatic and Tim Burton-esque hanging over the road.

And I saw this big bird come in and land on it. And I'm jogging toward it. I think that is beautiful.

And it's this big, really big hawk. It's beautiful. And as I'm coming under the tree, I see his tail go up.

I thought, oh, his tail went up. Okay, didn't really, I didn't think, what does that mean?

You know, but I'm going right under the tree and splatter all over the road right next to me.

I was like, I almost got pooped on by a hawk. It's like a near death experience.

But because hawks are such cool birds, it was a badge of honor.

Would that give me a superpower? Is it like getting bitten by a radioactive spider?

I don't think so. Okay. But would you be hawkman, condor man? Remember condor man?

Yeah, that was a great, the Disney film, right? Radioactive hawk poop.

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