Episode 2 | "Bum A$$ Kids"
Victory Light with The Kid Mero
THE KID MERO
4.9 • 653 Ratings
🗓️ 3 November 2023
⏱️ 52 minutes
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@THEKIDMERO
@LIZBELORTIZ
@RAINEYOVALLE
Intro read by @LINMANUELMIRANDA
VICTORY LIGHT : WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 2010
NEW GUY IN THE HOOD
YO SOMETIMES YOU MOVE B. I DONT THINK I KNOW ANYONE THAT LIVED IN ONE APARTMENT/HOUSE/CABIN/CONDO/BOX THEY WHOLE LIFE. THE SHIT (Thing) IS, WHEN YOU MOVE, YOU DON'T KNOW ANYBODY AND IF YOU AN OUTSIDE NIGGA (Type of Dude) IT'S HARD TO ADJUST AND MAKE FRIENDS (THAT SOUNDS WILD CORNY BUT THATS BASICALLY WHAT YOU TRYNA DO). SO IMA GIVE YALL SOME POINTERS ON WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU MOVE INTO A NEW HOOD.
DON'T JUST GO UP TO NIGGAS AND TRY TO SHAKE HANDS ON SOME OBAMA SHIT. YOU AIN'T OBAMA. YOU LOOKIN LIKE A SNITCH RIGHT NOW IF WE ALL STANDIN HERE SMOKIN A BLUNT AND YOU JUMP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CYPH WITH YA LIL GIRLY MOUTH MAD EXCITED LIKE YOU ABOUT TO START POP LOCKIN. STOP THAT. IF YOU DO THIS YOU FUCKED UP AND ITS IRREVERSIBLE SO JUST STAY IN YOUR CRIB AND PLAY CRASH BANDICOOT NIGGA CUZ YOU CAN'T COME OUTSIDE NO MORE.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:04.5 | Adventure should never come with a pause button. |
| 0:07.1 | Remember Movie Pass? |
| 0:08.4 | All the movies you wanted for just nine bucks? |
| 0:11.1 | I'm Bridget Todd, host of There Are No Girls on the Internet. |
| 0:13.9 | And this season, I'm digging into the tech stories we weren't told. |
| 0:17.4 | Starting with Stacey Spikes, the black founder of movie pass who got pushed out of the company |
| 0:21.6 | he built. |
| 0:22.8 | Everybody's trying to knock you down and it's not going to work and no one's going to like it. |
| 0:27.3 | And then boom, it's everywhere. |
| 0:29.3 | And that was that moment. |
| 0:30.7 | Listen to there are no girls on the internet on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. |
| 0:34.7 | An excerpt from the writings of the kid Merrow as read by or wherever you get your podcast. |
| 0:42.5 | An excerpt from the writings of the Kid Mero, as read by Lynn Manuel Miranda. |
| 0:45.3 | Wednesday, November 10th, 2010. |
| 0:47.4 | New guy in the hood. |
| 0:50.0 | Yo, sometimes you move, B. |
| 0:53.9 | I don't think I know anyone that lived on one apartment slash house, |
| 1:28.0 | slash cabin, slash condo, slash box their whole life. The shit is when you move, you don't know anybody. And if you're an outside type of dude, it's hard to adjust and make friends. That sounds wild corny, but that's basically what you're trying to do. So I'm going to give you all some pointers on what to do when you move into a new hood. Don't just go up to dudes and try to shake hands on some Obama shit. You ain't Obama. You looking like a snitch right now. If we all stand in here smoking a blunt, you jump in the middle of the siph and your little girly mouth, mad excited, like you're about to start pop-locking. Stop that. If you do this, you fucked up. And it's irreversible. |
| 1:31.5 | It's just stay in your crib and play Crash Bandicoo because you can't come outside. |
| 1:33.5 | Fuck out of here. |
| 1:36.7 | These are. |
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