Episode 2 - Alicia Cairn

The Amelia Project

Philip Thorne

Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Comedy Fiction

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2017

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

"Hello. It’s Alicia Cairn. Yes, THE Alicia Cairn. Whatever the hell that means." Season 1, Episode 2. The Amelia Project is a secret agency that helps its clients by faking their deaths and setting them up with a brand new identity! In this episode reality star Alicia Cairn visits the agency… What’s her dilemma? Listen to find out! With Alan Burgon, Megan Crain, Gianluca Iumiento, Ravdeep Singh Bajwa and Julia Morizawa. Written by Philip Thorne. Story editing by Oystein U. Brager. Directed by Alan Burgon. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. Produced by Imploding Fictions. The fellow audio drama shoutout in this episode was for The Bright Sessions by Lauren Shippen. Find them here! For full credits see our website. ameliapodcast.com Website: https://ameliapodcast.com Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/transcripts Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Twitter: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Congratulations. You've reached the Amelia Project.
0:09.0	This phone call isn't happening.
0:12.0	If you're not serious about this, hang up. Now. If you continue,
0:19.4	there's no way back.
0:22.6	Good choice.
0:24.0	And your life awaits.
0:25.8	You'll hear back from us within the hour.
0:28.0	If you don't hear back, please consider the whole thing a hoax.
0:32.4	Leave your message after the beep.
0:34.0	Hi, it's Alicia Cairn.
0:39.0	Yes, the Alicia Cairn.
0:41.0	Whatever that means.
0:42.0	I don't, not anymore. Which is why I need your help. Call me. Oh, The Amelia Project by Philip Thorne and Oisone Braga with music and sound design by Frederick Barton. Gansou. Maquier! Come on!
1:34.0	There a Gansou!
1:35.0	A wahoo!
1:39.0	Well pickle my willy and call me silly, Alicia Ken on roller skates.
1:44.0	Yeah, sorry, first time.
1:48.0	Not very good.
1:50.0	I'll pay for the damage.
1:52.0	Oh, don't worry. I was never too keen on all that wedge wood gift from a client.
1:57.0	Welcome to Amelia.
1:59.0	Grab hold of that chair!
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