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The Stretch

Episode 2.4: Welcome Home Dave

The Stretch

Barstool Sports

Sports

4.82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2018

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

TOPICS: (1:20) Carl's trip to bring Dave home from Arizona, (6:15) Dallas Keuchel is a bitch, (11:15) the Cubs are better than the Astros, (15:00) Jake Arrieta has serial killer handwriting, (17:10) Jake Arrieta is leaving the Cubs and Carl is SAD!, (24:45) Eloy Jimenez King Kong Ding Dongs, (27:45) Dylan Cease Dominates again, (31:50) Michael Kopech weekly update, (35:30) Giolito doesn't look too shabby but can he start opening day? (42:40)

QUESTIONS: best outfielder in Chicago? Implications of late season cross town series? Carlos Rodon's ceiling? 

SEGMENTS: Glory Holez Glory Dayz, Hawkin Hawk, Debit Card Dave, Do You Remember The 2005 World Series Champion Chicago White Sox???


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0:00.0

Hey, Redline Radio listeners. You can find us every Thursday on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube.

0:06.9

Prime members can listen to Ed free on Amazon music.

0:10.3

Love Chicago. Love Scottsdale Phoenix area just a little bit less.

0:14.8

Yeah, so with people don't know is I went down this weekend to make sure that you got back to Chicago safe and sound.

0:20.2

You did. You came down for literally 24 hours just to kind of check on my well-being and I do appreciate that as a

0:27.6

whole co-host as a friend all that good shit. I probably wouldn't have made it back. That's how much drinking I did the last like four or five days I was down there.

0:35.6

Yeah, we we certainly had a good time, but you were in you were in rough shape when we first met at like nine o'clock.

0:41.0

Oh, I can't drink like that anymore. I'm 29 years old. I used to be able to drink like fucking 30 beers a day for weeks on end in college, but those days will be

0:48.2

usually like you could drink that much beer. I'm embellishing obviously, but I can't drink consecutive days in

0:53.7

our own. I had done it at that point because I took work off the last like Wednesday Thursday Friday. I was out there just to watch baseball and

1:00.3

party for four straight days. And by the time you got there Sunday morning, I'm like, just get me the fuck on this plane and get me back to my bed.

1:05.9

Where do you better at watching baseball or party? Oh, man.

1:11.2

I honestly know it. I think if you watch baseball with me and you're just kind of a casual fan, you'd probably hate watching baseball with me

1:18.2

because I'm always picking nit picking the little nuances of the game. Like why the fuck did he hit that didn't hit that outside corner?

1:24.2

Yeah, like that was a fucking dog shit stolen base attempt awful jump. Yeah. I don't know, but drinking. I mean, who doesn't have a good time like party and with me. Come on.

1:33.0

Yeah, someone argue that watching baseball with you is is so much fun. It's almost like its own party. I was gonna say you're at your best when the two mix.

1:41.0

Well, one the two mix, of course, but I you have to really, really like baseball. Was there any speed pitchers? There wasn't.

1:46.9

There well, there was, but I didn't I didn't hit him. So I was living in Scottsdale, the socks playing Glendale, which is like a 40 mile drive.

1:54.3

So I'm not going to take a hundred dollar uber tune from the game. So I was driving when I was going to the weekday games, I was kind of curbing my insatiable drunken appetite, but like on weekends, I'd go there.

2:06.1

I'd fucking, you know, party drink all that shit. Did not hit any speed pitches though. I'm so I had content like provide transportation.

2:14.9

Actually, Rick, I know you're listening. Why didn't you, you know, throwing you with the team limo or something?

2:18.8

First segment of the night, Rick on friend or foe. Friend is he a best friend? How many times did you talk to him down there? Just once.

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