Episode 199: Parlay Betting For Beginners, Bloody Mary Bars, & Halloween’s Prettiest Witch

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2024

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

INTRO (00:00): Kathleen opens the show drinking a Chillsner With Lime from the Southern Growl Beer Company, and a “Durty Gurl” vodka Bloody Mary. She reviews her weekend in Spartanburg SC and Wilmington NC, eating Carolina BBQ (her favorite), enjoying Bloody Marys at Anne Bonny’s river barge bar, and experiencing the coolest airport gas station outside of the RDU Airport.

COURT NEWS (16:45): Kathleen shares news on Stevie Nicks’ Rolling Stone interview, Chappell Roan scolds a red carpet photographer, Cher makes her endorsement prior to the 2024 Presidential election, and Taylor Swift closes out the New Orleans leg of her ERAs Tour.

TASTING MENU (4:10): Kathleen samples Spicy Crayfish Korean Lay’s chips, Keogh’s Sour Cream & Shamrock chips, and Hampton Acres Carolina Crack Sauce.

UPDATES (40:56): Kathleen shares updates on Jelly Roll’s return to Twitter after a fun afternoon picking up the tab for an entire restaurant in Little Rock.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of dozens of elusive brown dwarfs (strange objects larger than planets) beyond the Milky Way for the first time ever.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS (45:40): Kathleen shares articles on the heartbreaking death of the oldest grizzly bear in Yellowstone, the “picklewich” rolls out at Jimmy Johns, a Springfield MO woman uses Apple airtags to find stolen election signs, the former Abercrombie CEO is charged with sex trafficking, a Wisconsin dad buys 14 tickets to see the wrong “Alabama,” the most popular Halloween candies by state are revealed, the Cleveland Browns announce plans to move to the suburbs, and American Airlines test boarding technology that shames line cutters.

WHAT WE’RE WATCHING (38:20): Kathleen recommends watching “I’m Not A Monster” on HBO Max.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey everybody. It's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's pub cast.
0:12.6	You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool,
0:15.8	let's talk about what's been going on. Welcome to Turmites episode 199.
0:27.0	There's a lot for me.
0:29.0	There's a lot of Stevie updates today.
0:32.0	Queen News.
0:33.2	I'm going to try not to read the whole thing
0:34.8	in her whole voice, but there's a couple
0:37.0	I'm going to do in her voice.
0:40.6	Wow, termites, fire, fire, fire,
0:43.4	199.
0:44.7	199.
0:45.3	I know it'll be two hondo.
0:47.4	What a weekend?
0:51.4	It was great. Let's just start with, well, what do we drink before I get to worry?
0:55.6	Well, I went to Spartanburg, South Carolina and then went to North Carolina,
1:00.1	drove the entire state of North Carolina and it was lovely.
1:03.7	No bad construction.
1:05.4	Just driving like you used to say, let's go out and take a drive.
1:08.6	Who does that anymore right?
1:09.6	Because of traffic.
1:10.6	Well you can in North Carolina.
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