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The Happy Rant

Episode #199 - Fit Pastors, Suave Authors, and Controversial Movie Opinions

The Happy Rant

Happy Rant

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Christianity

4.8896 Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2018

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of The Happy Rant Ted is marooned in rural Alabama at a home school writing conference and Ronnie's internet is on the fritz, but the boys make it work. Well, Ted and Barnabas do. They discuss the following. Why have so many pastors...

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0:18.7

Hey, welcome to the Happy Ramp Podcast. I am Ted Cluck joined as always in studio by Barnabas Piper and no Ron Martin. So Pipe I think I think the issue is that Ron is no longer

0:25.7

traveling and he's back home and he's all he's completely disoriented. I think

0:29.8

the the act of being back in Ashland and not having a conference or a retreat to go to has

0:34.8

thrown our boys.

0:36.0

So we're going to have to do some tech savvy things between now and next week so that we can consistently get big R on the air but Piper I

0:44.3

would have thought that the tech problem would have been on my end because you're not

0:48.0

going to believe where I am this is this is travel that's like not quite as lavish is the kind of travel that Ron Martin engages in from week to week, but I'm in Lineville, Alabama.

0:59.0

So Lineville, Alabama is sort of middle of nowhere Alabama, and I'm at a homeschool academic camp.

1:06.8

To be fair, that's a bit redundant.

1:09.5

Yeah, it is, man.

1:10.5

And dude, let me run some of the Bay by pipe as an upper midwesterner and for myself as a former

1:15.8

upper midwesterner when I think of like Indiana Illinois Iowa rural areas I have quaint

1:22.3

sort of homespun feelings and I feel like the small towns are charming in some way, but I find a rural small town deep south to be like

1:31.9

deliverance?

1:33.2

Terrifying.

1:34.0

Yeah, like it scares me.

1:35.7

Yeah, I picture a little albino boy playing banjo on a porch

1:39.7

and then bad things happening to men on a canoe trip. I picture that too. I picture

1:44.4

exactly that and especially the bad things and as I'm driving my car I'm thinking I

1:49.6

really don't want to break down here you know like if I had to like pull over and call

1:53.8

AAA, but kind of right where we are, it would freak me out.

1:57.6

The funny thing is that my mom grew up in small town, Georgia, and I spent months and months there throughout my growing up years and it was lovely.

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