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The Luke and Pete Show

Episode 199.89: Gateshead Garden Festival

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2020

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Hello and a very warm welcome to today's episode of The Luke and Pete Show, thanks for joining us! This episode we learn of someone with a fart machine at a live snooker event, and it can't have been Pete because he spent the weekend in Seville. His alibi is watertight. 


Elsewhere, there's chat about what you should and shouldn't stick in the dishwasher, the 1992 World's Fair, and of course all the things you've found in your respective attics. Believe us when we say, there's some absolutely belting stuff up there.


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Transcript

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0:15.0

All right do or notdonkers it's Pete Donaldson and Luke Moore on the Luke Pete show and we're back for another Monday episode

0:19.2

adorse if you will the weekend is over and we're back to fill your ears with nonsense, non-secrators and badly planned content.

0:28.0

Allow Pete Donaldson to give you a dose.

0:31.0

Mm. Yes, exactly. no penicillin can defeat. Do we still use penicillin?

0:36.4

Surely. Why can't penicillin come back? Because we keep complaining about the antibiotics

0:41.8

with guys. We need an alternative.

0:44.0

Is that the umbrella term, penicillin?

0:47.0

For what?

0:48.0

I think it's different like other types of it, aren't there?

0:50.0

Amoxicillin.

0:51.0

I don't remember the last time I saw some medication at a friend's house or an elderly relatives

0:55.4

and saw the words penicillin on the on a... Is it just a selling though? Is it just kind of different

0:59.6

derivatives of selling? I think so yeah. I think so yeah. That's how it works how's your weekend being Peter be good I've been in

1:05.4

Seville baby oh yeah tell us about that I recommend that for a little city break it was

1:10.6

magnificent the food was fantastic. The buildings were amazing. They had fountains and plazas and oranges growing from every tree.

1:21.0

Every tree had an orange in it and I was eating them liberally

1:26.5

I was like why has nobody eating these oranges and I found out it's because they're quite

1:31.1

bitter but still not

1:32.8

uneatable what's the general rule the general rule is that is enough for

1:36.6

everyone you just walk around you can just pick them I'm certain that's not the

1:40.3

case but I did when we were in Menocca I took a couple of lemons from the lemon tree in the garden and brought the

1:47.2

home. lemon marmalade.

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