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The Luke and Pete Show

Episode 199.83: Bone the Meshes

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2019

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

It's that weird period between Christmas and New Year where nothing actually happens, so given that you quite literally have nothing else to do, why not treat yourself to this episode of The Luke and Pete Show? 


If you do, you'll hear stories of minidisc players, lessons that can be learned from video games, lyrics courtesy of The Vandals, and a quick whizz through Pete's YouTube history. Don't worry, it's largely family friendly.


We of course take the time to read through some of your stories as well, as ever. To submit one yourself, it's [email protected]


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.

0:11.0

So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.

0:16.5

Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app.

0:22.4

So you don't have hangover? No, he's got a cold? Yeah. Have you had enough vegetables?

0:27.9

Why is that good? I worry about you. I have regular shantrums. Welcome to the only podcast that is a hundred percent racist according to Stomsi.

0:50.0

A very niche and British reference.

0:52.6

So niche I don't even get it.

0:54.6

Oh really have you not heard the news?

0:56.6

Stormsy said.

0:57.6

So she was asked an interview, right?

0:59.8

Does he think that Britain is racist?

1:02.3

Right. Presumably talking about institutions and some of the people.

1:06.2

Stobzi said, yeah, 100%.

1:08.2

But it was reported as Britain is 100 hundred percent racist.

1:13.0

Says Stormsy.

1:14.0

So he's been pilloried and pariah in the press and with idiots because of just, you know, misreporting.

1:21.0

And he just basically went right the next

1:22.9

time the fucking deli mirror needs anything they can go fucking whistle yeah

1:25.7

whoever it was doesn't it does he need them peat he don't need them does he need

1:28.8

those jokers over at the daily mirror he's got a crown made of words yeah that's how cool he is have you got a crown made of words. Yeah, yeah, that's how cool he is. Have you got a crown made of words? Don't think so. Do you know that it's a Burger King hat?

1:38.0

He's made a cardboard. When I get the big beard I do look a bit like the Burger King.

1:43.0

The Burger King.

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