Episode 199.80: Sausage meat and trifle

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2019

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Pete's been binge watching TV shows for a comfort blanket after he's had to rein back his Chinese takeaway addiction. You cannot go on spending £50 a week on Chinese food forever, it's just not sustainable. And if you learn just one thing from today's episode make sure it's that.

There's also an airing of grievances, Masterchef chat, lifting the lid on yet more Gladiators, more time discussing Pete's Only Fools and Horses obsession, and the dangers inherent within the sausage meat scene.

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0:00.0	This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.
0:11.0	So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.
0:15.0	Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. And the Hello, how's it going? I'm good. I'm good. I'm sorry I just pointed at you there,
0:41.1	and that's what I do on the radio all the time.
0:42.7	What? Start. Start. You can talk now.
0:46.1	Go there we go. Yeah how's it going mate? I'm all right mate. I'm
0:49.8	I'm funky and fresh. I'm ready to get going once again for some more...
0:55.4	Some more... I'm looking picture, what pockets are we doing here?
0:59.5	Looking at me, is this wrestling?
1:01.0	You're not even convincing yourself there right?
1:03.0	It's confused. How's a week of Tory government treating you? Oh mate, I am homeless and loving it.
1:09.0	I'm not paying any taxes because I don't have a house.
1:13.2	Yeah.
1:13.7	Don't have any income.
1:15.2	Don't, don't mind it.
1:16.2	No, that's not true.
1:17.2	Don't mind it.
1:18.2	I know you take a hearty amount of income.
1:19.8	I, um, not from this company. No, I cancelled my deliveroo my delivery subscription.
1:27.4	Oh right. Cutting my cloth accordingly my friends. I...
1:31.3	How much is that a month? I think so aor, but it works out because you're paying a delivery fee every time and if you get four meals a month.
1:38.0	Yeah, you said that was something before, but how on earth is that going to make a different difference to your household income on the monthly basis?
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