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Hi, it's Eric Fisher. I know you guys are a stickler for compensation, so that's

all Rick Fisher and Chris Wong-Larry Hall. But of course, you guys should be applying for

a St. Thomas, St. Thomas, St. Cecil, and he's going to have a nice raid. After all, you do

have a certifiable miracle that, gone with the backache, was cured by simply listening

here, having this show, and I think you should take full advantage.

Thanks for all the good work you guys did.

Listen to me earlier, too. What you do need to know is that Jesus Christ was actually

a warrior, and he would have supported him, oh, still like off you all in my death here.

Holy crap, so long the place. But anyway, Jesus Christ was actually a warrior, and I just

couldn't allow him to stop him. And I broke the glass, that's great. That is tougher.

Pete Vise, that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.

The explicit tag is there for a reason.

So you've done literally less than nothing.

All right, and what have you done for the show recently, Mr. I retooled our entire website?

Not less than nothing.

So I think I've made my point.

You have. Your point taken, Tom.

No point. This is really your show.

I just do the intro and hang out.

Maybe show up once in a while.

I'm like the fucking Otis to your Andy.

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