Welcome to the worst bestsellers, where we've read about the many uses of Westing paper products so you don't have to.

I'm Kate.

And I'm Renata.

And for this episode, we read The Westing Game by Ellen Raskin.

Joining us to discuss this 1979 Newberry Medal winner is J.W. Friedman from the I Don't

Even Own a Television podcast. Hello, Jay. Hello, hello. Thanks for having me.

And if you are one of the many people with excellent taste who are fans of both podcasts,

you might be wondering where's collision.

And we are actually here today to solve his murder.

Well, when collision's not on the screen, we want everybody to be wondering where's collision.

Yes. No, that's a little dark. He's not on the screen, we want everybody to be wondering where's collision. Yes.

No, that's a little dark.

He's not dead at the time of this recording.

And I have an alibi and I'm recording a podcast right now.

And I won't say anything else without a lawyer.

Or perhaps we've boldly decided to split up these co-house.

And perhaps you'll hear from him on this very show in two weeks.

Who's to say you had to follow all the clues and you'll find out?

Mysterious.

I just wanted to jump in on that before, because I'm sure intrepid listeners would wonder otherwise.

Yeah, don't worry. We haven't broken up.

Yeah.

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