Way down upon the Swanee River far, far away.

That's where my heart is yearning ever, home where the old folks stay.

Welcome to Florida Mint on Florida Man with Greg, Wayne, Josh, and Cameron.

The podcast where Floridians discuss, Wayne, Josh, and Cameron. The podcast Where Floridian has discussed the legends,

lore, and crazy stories that always seem to take place in Florida.

Now, I was wondering before we went live if trampoline jumping was like a rich friend thing.

If you had a trampoline, did that qualify you as rich friend?

Or if you're going down the block to jump on one, were you the poor friend?

No, I think those are hands off parents.

Yeah, I was going to say, I think if you had a trampoline, your parents just didn't love you.

That's what I was thinking, too.

They didn't care about your safety.

Any toy that my friend had that I didn't have meant that his parents didn't love him.

A hundred percent.

Can you imagine being an only child with a trampoline?

Oh, fun.

Yeah, who are you going to jump with?

Yeah, your parents are mocking you. The ghost of your grandparents? No, that's boring.

You can't double jump.

If your parents gave you a toy or a device to play with, that could cause like 37 broken bones.

Yeah.

Right.

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