Jordan and I just finished Homecoming, which is the new show.

The Julia Roberts Show?

Yes.

Okay.

Excellent, by the way.

Two thumbs up.

But I want to talk about Julia Roberts' hair.

Okay.

Why are we doing the things we're doing to her hair?

Describe it for me.

In Homecoming, she is wearing, I'm assuming it's a wig, but I honestly don't know,

but she's got like super blunt bangs and like kind of bushy, but it's the bangs that I just don't understand.

Okay.

And the reason I don't understand them is like she has great hair with this awful haircut.

And remember she had that awful haircut in one of those like Valentine's Day or Mother's Day movies.

Like she had that awful wig.

My point is why are we doing this to Julia Roberts' hair? Is it because the world thinks we can't take a woman seriously unless she has ugly hair? Because I can take people seriously who have pretty hair. I can. I can do it. Well, and I'm looking at it and trying to figure it out. It's like... And that let me assure you that picture is the best it ever looked. Interesting. Okay,

that's a high point. And so it's like, it is blunt bangs, but they're not straight down

blunt bangs. No. They go across, but remain the same length at her eyebrow, but then also

in this other angle clearly like blend into some kind of like side sweep yeah and it looks like

sometimes in certain scenes that somebody like curled them under with a curling iron oh the bangs

yes I just and the reason I say this is because I feel like I've seen Julia Robertson multiple

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