Liz, I have something to confess.

Oh, no, here we go.

Let's go.

Over the last 32 years, I have been sleeping with a beautiful, exotic, foreign, hot model.

Since we're a baby?

Yes.

Yeah.

Which makes this even more fucked up, and you should be laughing right now. Yeah. Which makes this even more fucked up. And you should be laughing right now.

And named, and I know this is, I know this makes me sound stupid, but named Hilaria Goebbels or Gerbils.

Hilaria?

Hilaria Gerbils, yes.

And, you know, we met at like a baby mixer.

She was an adult.

She was like a chaperone there, but we hit it off.

An adult adult or an adult baby?

No, no, she was, she was in her mid-40s.

And, you know, we kept in contact for a long time and like, I just, things, things have been intimate on

and off with us for a while. And like, I unfortunately have told her basically everything about you.

About me. Yeah. I haven't told her anything about me, but I've told her everything about you.

And she's been, I guess, technically, I'm finding out through the papers and stuff like that,

also through actually believing her when she tells me,

she is a registered for an agent for the Fourth Reich.

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