You know the thing and no one picked up your thing

And so you bury the thing

That's not the end of the thing

Don't you like eyes yet there's a spooky surprise

And though you cannot revise

And nothing ever really dies.

Welcome to Dead Pilot Society, the show that takes comedy pilots from A-list writers that were sold and developed at networks and streamers but never produced and gives them the table reads they never got a chance to have.

I am Andrew Reich, the creator and host of Dead Pilot Society. And I've got two big announcements.

And neither of them have to do with the fact

that my movie, Born Innocent, The Red Cross Story, is now available on DVD and special

two-disc Blu-ray, as well as being available to rent or buy digitally on Amazon and YouTube.

No, these announcements have nothing to do with that. The first announcement is that it is

Max Fund Drive, 2006 people. It's the time of year where we celebrate Max Fund members and we remind

you that this show exists because folks like you support it at $5 a month or more. We're going to be in your feed a lot more than usual.

You're going to be hearing from me a bit more than usual.

And we're going to be asking you to be a part of this movement to join us.

You can find out more and join at maximum fun.org slash join dead pilots.

The second announcement is that we have our first resurrected dead pilot society pilot.

That is right.

We have officially played a major part in bringing a deceased pilot back from the dead.

The pilot is eternally yours.

And it was just announced that CBS has picked it up to

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