Episode 196- Mausoleum (1983)

Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Werewolf Ambulance

Movie, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Podcast, Horror

4.7 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2018

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

My god, do we love this piece of shit movie. Sorry to spoil it for you, but we do. This week we're discussing a pick of our own: the 1983 film "Mausoleum," finally available for streaming (on Amazon). Special topics for your consideration include: hair talk, the advent of Julie Christy season, a quick biography of Marjoe Gortner and his magnificent terrible name, a diatribe on dancing, a Mausoleum confession and the poor titty bell, working overtime.

Do you love ridiculously bad 80s movies? May we also recommend Episode 1- "Warlock," Episode 2- "Without Warning" (what were we doing??), Episode 25- "The Pit," Episode 35- "Neon Maniacs," or Episode 79- "Prince of Darkness."

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October 5, 2018
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Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

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0:00.0	Let me tell you about Marjo Bortner.
0:15.2	That's such a good...
0:17.2	You know what, what the name means?
0:19.5	I do, but go on.
0:20.6	Okay, well, I'm going to tell them because they don't know.
0:23.1	It is a, what's it called, one two words are smashed together?
0:25.4	Portmanteau.
0:26.2	Fort Manto of Mary and Joseph.
0:28.9	Because God, okay, Marjo Gortner is or was at the time, the world's youngest ordained minister or at least the countries he was four he was
0:39.9	four he was like a faith healer he was a faith healer he did like the the speaking in tongues and
0:45.7	shit marjo gortner marjo gortner that's this poor man's name he has to live with that is it
0:52.4	yeah what tell me more his parents named him marjo gordon i i mean you poor man's name. He has to live with that. Is it? Yeah.
0:54.4	Tell me more.
0:55.8	His parents named him, Marjorgnor?
0:57.1	His parents? I mean, your, your four-year-old does not get into faith healing without the push of a parent.
1:01.6	But it's not like a peekaboo street situation.
1:05.3	No, no, no, no.
1:06.6	What is that situation?
1:07.9	There's that like...
1:08.6	I know she is, but... Oh, she got to name herself when she was three.
1:11.4	No shit.
1:12.0	Yeah, and she picked Peekaboo Street.
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