Hello from Austin. Welcome to episode 196 of the National Screener Law Podcasts. We're brought to you by the Stroud Center at the University of Texas. It's Tuesday night, March 9th, 2021.

I'm Bobby Chesney.

Is it possible we are even more tired than we were last week?

I'm Steve Vlodic, and we're not alone.

We're not alone.

Who are you?

Hello there.

Steve, who is this interloper?

This interloper is the winner of the Texas Law Fellowships auction

for guest hosting our podcast because he just loves us so much

that he decided to help donate somebody to a good cause

so he could spend an hour dragging us all across our own podcast.

So mostly you because we're going to be together.

So everybody, this is Jacob Bishop, a member of the University of Texas School of Law Class of 2021, also known as Jake.

Hello, Jake.

Hi there.

So Jake, you were born and then what happened?

No, okay.

So I was born and then my back immediately started hurting.

And then, no.

So Texan native, born and raised Dallas, you know, did the school thing for a bit.

And then because I was a nerd theater kid, never played sports in my life, didn't have an athletic bone in my body, I thought.

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