Episode 196: Girl Squirrel

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2019

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

This week's show opens with some discussion of an appearance the Bushman made on a cable access show back in the day. There's some Guy Fieri talk! Who doesn't like that?!? He's the Emperor of Flavortown! After that, we talk about a criminal who seriously may be the least intelligent criminal of all time. And that's saying something, but still, this guy is truly once in a lifetime. Speaking of which, a man with the last name Avery gets accused of having some incriminating videos. Shifting gears, we talk about a dude who had a weird experience when cleaning an old organ. Then, it's time for the MAIN EVENT: a HORRIFIC story about how Kevin the girl squirrel terrorizes people at a park in Seattle. How do you follow that? With lemur theft, that's how! Then, there's some pre-post show post show talk. It's guaranteed that you'll laugh at least three and a half times. If you don't, you owe us 10 bucks.

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0:00.0	Two, one go.
0:02.0	Everybody, I'm here to say that Danish Channel Neil can make a day.
0:06.0	I said that's the truth.
0:08.0	It's no lies, so jump along the ride, don't feel shin' tide.
0:10.0	Clout in your hands, and don't forget to say, hey, what up, me a beach pony that's true and blue,
0:16.5	B-22 we're still coming for you.
0:18.4	So raise your hands, for the end of the air, but you know we hold it down like cigars hair, at the pump or at the day or in the sauna at the YMCA.
0:27.0	Energy like I'm ill man, but please don't make me kill man.
0:30.0	Don't make me call up GSP.
0:32.0	Don't make me call up Lickin A. Don't make me call up GSP, don't make me call up they can make me, don't make me call the Das man,
0:36.6	they're gonna find you in trash cans.
0:38.7	Right outside of the Miniclinid.
0:40.5	The show starts and you also also sittlest in.
0:43.0	It's Lehigh flam blue.
0:45.0	Tell me about Lehigh flam blue.
0:48.0	But you're a horseer.
0:50.0	Tell me about riding those horses.
0:52.0	Well, everybody, welcome.
0:56.0	That's a great.
0:57.0	That's from the interview, ladies and gentlemen,
0:59.0	from the Bushman.
1:00.0	Did I, did you watch that guy and think that this guy that interviewed Bushman was the inspiration for Martin Shores Jimmy Glick?
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