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Episode 195: Brendan Schaub is a Location Shamer

TigerBelly

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Society & Culture, Stand-up

4.815.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2019

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Bobby teaches advanced true-lie technique. Brendan wants to remake Twins. Khalyla is the PS4 of relationships. We talk fatherhood, funky smells, avante-garde dick, and have a heated disagreement about Adele. Weekly bonus content here: ...

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0:00.0

The I just woke up so I'm you know I'm in a foggy a foggy state of not being here but be like I'm I'm branding it right now.

0:30.0

Oh so you're warging I'm Worgon right now, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:33.0

Um, as we're on, you're on?

0:37.0

A stop. Go ahead.

0:41.0

Five, four, three, two, a stop sign. Go ahead. 5. 4.

0:43.0

3 2.

0:44.0

A stop sign ain't nothing but an octagon.

0:48.0

An octagon ain't gonna tell me what to do.

0:50.0

Woo-hoo.

0:51.0

Who- Woo! Whohoo! I thought there was a theme song.

0:57.0

I told you not to talk!

0:58.0

I told you not the dog!

1:00.0

Frank and Franken?

1:02.0

So stupid! You're the Frank instead of fucking common. Frank and so stupid

1:02.6

You're the frankest started fucking comedy

1:05.1

fuck what's that he's like he's thick and he's good

1:08.6

Listen I'm not gonna say he to talk to you yet all right so I just woke up. I have to introduce and I have to do something.

1:18.4

Now over the years of being the slept king and being a leader and being a hero to many and also being not to some

1:29.4

yeah not a hero yeah I've developed certain things to survive in life and I've I've developed a thing called the Trelai. The Trelai. Yes, the Trelai is your truth and a lie at the same time and I'm going to call it because I have to

1:49.7

fucking do Eric Griffin's podcast. Yeah you're gonna do it right? No it's Century

1:54.3

Senator after this and I'm gonna get out of it. Why don't you want to do it? Because I'm

1:57.6

gonna show you this new word called the Trlyion. Oh, so you actually can't do it you just want to show us no don't want to do it. I don't want to do because I had two hours of sleep, but I'm so fucking tired. All right, so Eric Griffin and then, oh, also, I just turn up, yeah.

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