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Bawdy Storytelling

Episode 195: ‘Bombshell‘ (Ellen Aucario)

Bawdy Storytelling

Dixie De La Tour

Arts, Performing Arts

4.7738 Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2021

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Do you speak Emoji? When Comedian Ellen Aucario’s marriage starts to feel stale after almost 2 decades, she proposes something new to reignite their sex life - but her husband’s response is less than enthusiastic. This ‘Wifey of the Year’ writes it off, then fumes when she discovers he’s been taking matters into his own hands…. can clear, honest communication (& a Korean thriller) save this marriage? #Monogamy #CrimeScene #Catholic #BigBangTheory

 

This week’s storyteller:

Ellen Acuario is a comedian, storyteller and actor from Seattle who connects with the audience over the highs and lows as she shares the raw glimpses into her life as a working mom. She has performed in the Seattle Intersections Comedy Festival, and most recently in the Women in Comedy Festival, sponsored by HBO, in Boston, Massachusetts. She was also featured on the Cut series "LineUp" on YouTube, Risk podcast and performed with “Crazy Woke Asians” and a frequent guest commentator on the morning show New Day Northwest. You can find her daily dose of funnies on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter on @ellenacuario

 

Song: ‘Don’t Lie’ (Black Eyed Peas)

 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

The following podcast contains true stories of sex, kink, gender, or body image.

0:09.8

Thanks for being a consenting adult, because here we go.

0:13.8

All of my life, I've never fit, but I won't complain and I won't quit I am enormous get used to wait

0:26.6

Everyone tells me I'm too much maybe it's just you're not enough for me. Can you see?

0:39.3

I'm the kind of woman I'm supposed to be.

0:43.3

Hey, my vagina is eight miles wide.

0:48.3

Absolutely everyone can come inside.

0:52.3

If you're ever frightened, just run and hide.

0:55.0

My vagina is eight miles wide.

0:59.0

Why?

1:00.0

Why?

1:03.0

Hi there, and welcome to the body storytelling podcast.

1:10.0

I'm sexual folklorist Dixie Delella Tour, and this week we have a story from comedian and storyteller, Ellen Aquario.

1:21.8

How's your week going? I want to tell you about something that made me really happy this week. Don't you love it when you get a chance to feel like you did something just right?

1:32.3

And I know I haven't shared many happy moments lately, so I really wanted to share this with you.

1:37.9

As you know, my partner informed me that they wanted to leave me a few months ago.

1:43.8

And it was out of the blue and I was blindsided.

1:49.0

And they promptly took a job on the road. So when Benton informed me that he was going to be gone,

1:55.6

I told him he was going to have to hire a dog walker because I couldn't do all the dog care by myself.

2:03.0

So I had him hire Terry, who is somebody I've used from time to time in the past.

2:07.6

And that first week when Terry picked up my St. Bernard Quake, 160 pounds, every day

2:14.3

and we would have to load him into the van, we'd have a few minutes to talk.

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