Hey folks after we recorded this episode some news broke. So stay tuned after the music for an update

Katie you claim that something exciting just happened to you and I'm a little bit skeptical

But I want to hear what it is. Okay, you know how you have your pitch and problem. Mm-hmm. Well did did I want I

Want you eliminated the threat. Okay, well if you go to the Wikipedia page

I will tell you I want so I'm having a similar problem of my own, but instead of pigeons

My pest is fucking bears

So I was just there's I built all the my my house in North Carolina is on a bunch of woods

I've built trails all through the woods not much of it of them of the trails are actually on my property

But I figure like this is sort of a socialist situation, you know, and plus nobody else uses the woods

So I've just bugged building trails all over the woods

So I was just standing in the woods

throwing the ball from my his playing fetch with moose

And he starts barking and I was like maybe a hundred yards from him and I like looked up and he's barking at a giant fucking bear

Oh my god, so yeah, so I went and I ran to him

Of course was taking my phone out of my pocket

So I could try to videotape this because I would want my I want my last days on earth to be video taped

Unfortunately, I couldn't get photographic evidence about this the bear ran away by the time I got there

So I figured like this is a good time to probably leave the woods

So I did I walked up the trails back up to my house and when I get to the top of the trail at the very

Beginning of the trail so in my yard. There is a giant pile of

garbage that wasn't there before and

Like there's a trash bag and then spilling out of the trash bag is all of this shit that I

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