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🗓️ 28 March 2016
⏱️ 44 minutes
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It’s a very Jedi Easter in Wisconsin. Charging money for prayers can get you in trouble, plus popular Christian cliches we find all over the church but nowhere in the Bible. This week on the podcast!
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0:00.0 | Hey there, welcome back to the show. This is Phil Vischer podcast. I'm Phil Vischer. I'm here with Christian Taylor. Hi Phil Vischer. |
0:12.0 | Hi Christian Taylor and Skyjatani. Hello. Happy Good Monday to the two of you. Thank you. What's special about this day? Anything? Well, how is this day? I'm like any other. |
0:24.0 | Monday. It's the day that Jesus is walking around talking with people after Easter after he was risen. You don't know that and then he took a nap. It does say that he did do that. And then the next day he was. |
0:36.0 | Yeah, but you don't know what day it was Monday. Well, it certainly he was alive today. Well, he's been alive every day. You're making this difficult. You are. |
0:46.0 | And on your birthday. This is my birthday. I guess how old he is. Guess everybody. Guess 40. He's 40. |
1:00.0 | Holy cow. You know, it's rhymes with snority. I have to say I appreciate everybody who sent Facebook messages. Happy birthday. I don't know if those are automatically sent out or what? |
1:10.0 | You have to send them out. Do you not send out how you don't? I don't. You are a bad person. So, but I'm getting you know, don't say that. |
1:16.0 | Scores of every time I look at my phone and it's just a constant reminder of your old and you're going to die. Yeah. So it's kind of a mixed. |
1:24.0 | Right. Mixed thing. How many years do you think you have before you're you're gone? I don't know. No one knows 12. |
1:32.0 | Only God knows. Okay. You forgot to say you were here with Sky Jatani. I'm here as Sky Jatani. He said that. I said that. I said that. He said hi. I checked out for that. |
1:43.0 | One day is it. We're not sure who's here with you. Hey, it's a birthday. What do you know? Hey, it's a birthday for Sky Jatani. |
1:51.0 | It's a birthday. It's a wedding here. The sky and Jatani birthday starts right here. We'll talk to Sky the birthday boy. We'll give him a spanking. And a toy with joy. |
2:05.0 | And a toy. Hey, it's a birthday. What do you know? The sky Jatani birthday. Oh, no. It's that show. The sky. |
2:15.0 | It's a birthday for the show. I still give my kids Easter baskets with toys in them. This was the first year that my wife did not. |
2:25.0 | Nothing. She did nothing. No, what toys? Well, I always make sure like this year, I gave them a squishy chick ball. Like it was like a chicken head. |
2:35.0 | I always give one toy because you know, just one. Yeah, they got they got like a starbucks card or iTunes card and candy candy and a little toy. Eggs plastic eggs with candy. |
2:48.0 | Actually, I blew out eggs this year. Have you guys ever done that? Oh, I got all fancy. Yeah, my mom tried to do that when we were kids. And how to go? I think it worked once, but it was too much work. |
2:59.0 | So they they vastly improved the process now. Really? Yeah, you get a nose aspirator. And so you just put all things with a pen. Like a baby nose. I know sucker. I know sucker. |
3:10.0 | Okay. And then you just gently squeeze and all the yoke comes out. It's so much easier than actually blowing them. Yeah. Wow. My husband thought it was ridiculous. Let's do a craft show. |
3:22.0 | Blowing eggs. Like an insides. That sounds fun. Christian. We're aspirating eggs for fun. Every week on the Phil Vischer. And what does what does a nose sucker bone egg have to do with Jesus? |
3:35.0 | Well, you wrote the book on that. You're the one to ask that question. I did write a book on that. Did not I speaking of Easter? Yes. Actually first. Yes. What'd you do last night? Oh gosh. |
3:47.0 | You just have to rip off that band. I went to the NC double a tournament. I've been waiting my whole life. Any game in particular to go to the NC double. |
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