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started. Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of civilization. It's called coffee

with Scott Adams and today is a special Black Friday edition. And if you'd like to take your

Black Friday up to, oh, levels we've never seen before. All you need is, you know what you need.

All you need is a cup of muggera glass, a tanker-chelle-sur-stine, a cantine-jogger-flask, a vessel of any kind.

It's only with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Enjoying me now for the unparalleled pleasure

that dopamine here, the day the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous

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Yeah, that's the good stuff right there.

So today is, as you do a Black Friday, it's a little bit racist because when do white people

get the shop? I mean, how come white people don't have a day in the shop? Why is it only black?

What? Oh, oh, black. I'm sorry. Turns out that Black Friday is nothing to do with race.

I'm just so tuned to everything being about race. I just think of a white sale list for white people

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