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Good morning, everybody. And wow, wow, what a day. Are you ready for today? I'm going to blow your

head clean off because you've come to the highlight of civilization and civilization is

serving up a good time today. So if you'd like to join in, the best experience of the whole

human civilization, all you need is a copper mug or a glass of tanker shells, this time the

cantine jugger flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid I like coffee.

And join me now for their parallel pleasure, the dopamine and the day of the thing that makes

everything better, it's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now. Go.

Just as good as promised. Well, I will of course get to Trump being brought back on Twitter.

We'll get to that with some fun stories first.

Here's more evidence of the simulation. I'm not sure how old this story is, but it was sort of

new to me. There's a professional, a major league pitcher whose name is Brady Feigel, F-E-I-G-L.

And he's six foot four and he was born on a certain date and you get a sports injury.

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