This is a head gum podcast.

There's some slaps for Ryan and here's the show. Hi. I got a slap for Ryan. Ryan is not here today,

but he did drop off his business. I love it. He did. He gave us a baggy with his business card in it.

Why? Well, you know, why did he give us his business card? Is this the one where he's trying to

send a message? Backdrops is on here six times. Ryan prints things at www.figure it out yourself because I'm

not giving them a free plug dot com. Ryan dot com. And he has retractable banners on here twice.

He prints things and retractable banners is on here twice. Is it really? Let me see. So if you need

retractable banners right there in the middle, there is literally no one else who has the market

cornered more. It really does say retractable banners. And across from each other. Perfect.

And welcome back. Ryan, we're good. Ryan, you know, maybe he has these little baggies with his

business card in it all over his house or something. He's like, how do I get rid of these to justify

printing up another run that don't say retractable banners twice? Yeah, he gave us the retractable

banners one because he was like, oh, I can't use these. I wish it was a retractable business card.

So it wasn't taking up space in my home. It should be, yeah, he should do something fun with that card.

Like maybe make it look like a big banner or set it on fire.

Guys, welcome to Dynamic Banner on this program. If this is your first time, listen,

Mike Falzone and I, comedian Mike Falzone and I sit down and don't know what we're going to say.

And that seems to appeal to a great many people. Yeah, nice people. Yeah, good kids.

Any more than 10 for this particular podcast would be in my opinion.

A great many people.

Couple of people really into that one. Yeah, we, I mean, sometimes we'll like, you know, in the

last episode, I had those three articles for you, the chili dog, the fart. Oh, yeah, that was

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