Episode 192 ’My First Queer Orgy’ (Max Guglielmelli)
Bawdy Storytelling
Dixie De La Tour
4.7 • 738 Ratings
🗓️ 17 September 2021
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Are you the best person to have a threesome with? Fearing that he’ll never fit in anywhere, Max Guglielmelli leaves his conservative religious family for the Military, searching for his true self (Spoiler Alert: it wasn’t there). And on one particular Lost Weekend, he parties with Radical Faeries, dances with sexy otters and journeys from one drug-fueled orgy to another, looking for the queer-gendered community he’s been dreaming of. #Gay #DontAskDontTell #PoliticalMovement #ConfidentQueen #SocialJustice
Song: ‘High for This’ (Ellie Goulding)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast contains true stories of sex, kink, gender, or body image. |
| 0:09.1 | Thanks for being a consenting adult, because here we go. |
| 0:12.8 | All of my life, I've never fit, but I won't complain and I won't quit. |
| 0:20.2 | I am enormous. |
| 0:22.6 | Get used to it. |
| 0:26.6 | Everyone tells me I'm too much. |
| 0:31.6 | Maybe it's just you're not enough for me. |
| 0:35.6 | Can you see? |
| 0:38.3 | I'm the kind of woman I'm supposed to be. |
| 0:43.3 | Hey, my vagina is eight miles wide. |
| 0:47.3 | Absolutely everyone can come inside. |
| 0:51.3 | If you're ever frightened, you're and hide. My vagina is eight miles wide. |
| 1:02.7 | Why? |
| 1:06.5 | Hi there, and welcome to the body storytelling podcast. I'm sexual folklorist Dixie Della Tour, and this week we have a story from veteran |
| 1:14.9 | and don't ask, don't tell survivor, Max Guglia Melly. |
| 1:20.0 | And, oh boy, he tells. |
| 1:24.1 | How's your week going? |
| 1:25.9 | I want to thank all of you who sent me recordings last week to tell me what was going on in your life, to tell me about that date you had that looked like it was shaping up to be something significant and more. And I also want to share this recording that I got from podcast listener Chris. Listen to this. |
| 1:50.0 | So, Dixie, I just wanted to leave you a voice memo. I've been listening to Baudi for about two and a half years. I really love the escapism and all these amazing stories from the West Coast. |
| 1:56.0 | I was just reflecting on my very favorite episode, and it's got to be episode 49. |
| 2:02.7 | Just happy to be here with Soren Berg. |
| 2:05.0 | When Soren went to Burning Man and found that Orgy Dome, my mind just went crazy. |
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