Episode 192: Ms. Pat's Court Date

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Ms. Pat is heading to court and has a strange way of keeping her nips warm. Nikia is losing weight, and he shares how. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:21.3	Hey, it's Weight Boy Chris. If the pet down's ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon
0:26.8	and support us. Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autographed copy of Rabbit, Miss
0:31.4	Pat's autobiography. Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon and while you're
0:35.7	there, join our Facebook group. Welcome to another episode of the podcast. I'm here
0:42.6	with Chris Dion and the Disgusting Slam Deak. And I'm here with Chris Dion and Deak Deak.
0:55.4	We're here talking about Nikel's traumatic weight loss. He lost three fucking pounds. And
1:06.1	we're here talking about Nikel's traumatic weight loss.
1:36.1	We have a tutor named Rhonda.
2:00.2	I have my keys have a tuna man. It's over for me. It's no reason for me to be tuna.
2:06.5	Like the like the fucking capital building?
2:11.5	It's a capital building called Rotunda. She ever had a man in a yack hat inside of her?
2:18.8	She probably had a cute man with a yack hat inside of her. She's pretty tall and freaky.
2:25.2	He's a tall and freaky.
2:26.7	So I don't know if y'all, I don't know if y'all seen this in the news, but some transgenders.
2:35.6	So cancel the Rita Franklin.
2:37.3	The Rita Franklin.
2:39.0	What?
2:39.8	For saying natural woman. First of all, Rita Franklin is dead.
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