Episode 191: The Great Seattle Fire

Well There‘s Your Problem

WTYP is Justin Roczniak, November Kelly, Liam McAnderson, and friends.

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🗓️ 12 December 2025

⏱️ 129 minutes

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0:00.0	Yeah, no, it's like, it's like that time, Liam, you remember that time we went to, I forget
0:05.9	what the entire circumstances were, but we were walking into a liquor store.
0:10.5	We were at the liquor store and you were levitating.
0:12.5	I was like, Liam, what's the opposite of coffee?
0:15.8	How do I get that?
0:16.8	Alcohol.
0:17.8	That's bad.
0:19.8	I was like, and I just flatly said heroin.
0:22.6	Yeah, that's a better answer.
0:24.6	But if you think about it this way, what does coffee make you do?
0:26.6	I thought I was very funny.
0:28.6	It excites you and makes you shit yourself, right?
0:31.6	Whereas if you want something like, yeah.
0:33.6	Yeah, exactly.
0:34.6	Depresses you, makes you unable to shit yourself. Cook it up an industrial grade slow fast.
0:40.3	Oh, God.
0:42.3	Instantly, immediately, I hope that they don't put age verification on watching this video as well, but just because we talked about coffee making us shit ourselves.
0:52.3	What's a, what's a slow fast slow fast slow fast is it's an old
0:56.2	it's an old tumbler post really but it's like somebody was like I mixed like uh NyQuil
1:00.6	and Day Quill to create quill and it was and I don't remember exactly how they get to
1:06.9	the punchline but the punchline of the whole thing is it's slow fast, it feels
1:11.5	incredibly bad, and it's just like the feeling of vibrating while you're also so tired
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